The Beautician and the Beast

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The Beautician and the Beast

starring: Fran Drescher, Timothy Dalton, Ian McNeice, Patrick Malahide, Lisa Jakub
directed by: Ken Kwapis



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Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1
Audience Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Binding: DVD
EAN: 9780792192886
Format: Anamorphic, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD-Video, Widescreen, NTSC
ISBN: 0792192885
Label: Paramount
Manufacturer: Paramount
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Paramount
Region Code: 1
Release Date: 2003-06-24
Studio: Paramount
Theatrical Release Date: 1997-02-07



Editorial Review:

Amazon.comBeauty-school teacher Fran Drescher, basically reprising her television role in The Nanny, is whisked out of Queens and deposited in Eastern Europe after she is mistaken for a science teacher. Timothy Dalton is the gruff and stilted president for life she tames with mousse and kindness. Drescher, with that inimitable voice and colorful clothing, is very funny. It is not a far stretch to compare her favorably with Lucille Ball. The script, however, matches her bubbly humor with nothing but clunkiness. A mild diversion, this is one of many Hollywood comedies that works just fine on video. --Rochelle O'Gorman

















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Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Like cotton candy...
Though Fran Drescher probably won't win any Oscars in her lifetime this is one of those classic overlooked movies...sure, it's kitschy but in a good way.

Perfect movie for children of all ages it follows Fran into the world of royalty as she is tapped to be a children's tutor...full of fun, clever lines and cute characters.

More movies should be this light and sweet



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Glam meets glasnost in spectacularly funny fashion!
When our local TV station broadcast "The Beautician and the Beast", I set the old VCR to record it, thinking that it would be an updated version of the old animated classic, "Beauty and the Beast".

Boy, was I surprised when I sat down to watch it - and most pleasantly so! I had always loved Fran Drescher in the TV sitcom "The Nanny" (although how's that voice?! Is that her natural speaking voice?), but was never too wild about Timothy Dalton as Bond. However, Dalton played the part of Boris Perchenko brilliantly. His public persona as this tinpot dictator-turned-democrat in the post-Iron Curtain era contrasts brillintly with that of recently-widowed father, who finds love in the unlikely form of his childrens' teacher, Joyce Miller (Drescher).

There are some brilliant comic moments. The envoy's hyperventilating gasps when he discovers that Drescher teaches beauty techniques rather than science defies the stereotypical USSR-era style of gathering information. Drescher's complete fearlessness when facing up to Dalton - can you imagine acting in this manner towards Stalin? Adding to this is the idea that simply clipping a moustache would chang a dictator's whole image - picture Hitler without his trademark lip covering? I don't think so!

There are also some tender moments for the tissue-brigade - Dalton tucking his children into bed is one example, as is the "prince in shining armour" scene at the end when Dalton comes over to America to whisk Drescher off in his arms, having completed the transition to democracy in his country.

Don't take the politics of the movie too seriously - after all, if Mikhail Gorbachov or FW de Klerk were confronted by a woman like Drescher during the time that the Soviet Union and South Africa were going through their reform processes, who knows how history could have turned out!!!

It's probably not classic comedy, but I enjoyed it enough to purchase it on DVD. It's good family fun (which is hard to find nowadays), and fans of "Down Periscope" (Kelsey Grammar / Lauren Holly) will enjoy it for its offbeat humour and fairly strong supporting charachers.

But if you disagree with me, "talk to the hand..."



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - fran drescher fan!
although it is close to the series, it still is a great movie and fran drescher is fantastic, and she always looks great.we need to have her in more romantic comedies.



Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - TV's The Nanny Fran Drescher makes the jump to movies
The Beautician and the Beast stars almost everybody's favorite TV Nanny, Fran Drescher, and by watching this movie, you might be thinking thaat you are watching a long episode of the Nanny. But instead her co-star is Timothy Dalton. And once again, Fran is hired to work with kids/teens, but as a tutor and not a Nanny. Joy Miller (Fran Drescher) is a Beautician, who also teaches night school which as to do with cutting hair. She applies for a job, which requires her to do the woman who runs the New York Lottery, but she isn't chosen for it. And then a smoking misheap, leads the school to be set on fire, all the students leave, and starts to save the animals's life in the classroom, bu keeping entering and existing burning building until she gets them all out of the classroom. And once she is finnaly done, she is met by reporters, which deems her a hero. And even gets the story in the news. Joy lives with her Mother (Phyllis Newman) and Father (Michael Lerner). That is until a man named Ira Grushinsky (Ian McNeice) sees the story from the paper, and then regonizes her on the streets, where he offers her a job as a teacher to the President Boris Pochenko (Timothy Dalton) of Slovetzia, who decides that he needs an American Teacher hired to tutor his kids Katrina (Lisa Jakub), Masha (Heather DeLoach), Karl Pochenko (Adam LaVorgna), thier is also an infant named Yuri Pochenko (played by Kyle and Tyler Wilkerson). Once to the country, Joy has to meet with Boris in an hour in ceremony to welome her, and she gets off to a bad start when she is late, because she is still working on her make-up in her room at the Mansion. And off coruse Boris is upset when she is late, and when he meets her, in her room, he warsn her to start showing up on time to events.



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Diamond in the rough
"The Beautician and the Beast" is a warm and surprisingly touching romantic comedy/drama. It's a modern day cinderella story as well as a variation on the age-old "Beauty and the Beast" fable.

Fran Drescher as Joy Miller is a delight as the beautician from Queens who is stunning to look at but whose voice is a distinctive blend of nasal/New York. Believing that she is a public school teacher when in fact she is a beauty school teacher, Joy is mistakenly recruited by a representative of the dictator of a small eastern European country as a teacher for his children. The dictator is played by Timothy Dalton who somewhat resembles a youthful and very sexy Laurence Olivier. There is ferociousness tempered by a childlike vulnerability in Dalton's vigorous performance.

Joy may not have a university degree in education, but she has plenty of street smarts. She has a patient and understanding nature yet doesn't hesitate to speak her mind especially when a wrong is committed. Joy makes an enduring impression upon the dictator's children and especially upon the tyrannical father himself.

This movie improves with age because it reminds us that entertainment does not have to be profanity-laced, violent, or sexually explicit to hold your interest. Instead, its depiction of people and relationships is gentle and humane. Additionally, "The Beautician and the Beast" is a visual treat with impressive photography, sets, and costumes. It also has a lush and romantic musical score.

Amongst so many unimaginative, big-budget Hollywood movies and their equally unimaginative, big-budget sequels, "The Beautician and the Beast" shines like a diamond in the rough. It's a film that your whole family can watch and feel good about. What a rarity!





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